thorsicle: freckles-and-ferns: thorsicle: oedipus came in and out of the same vagina motherfucker yeah essentially
catswithbenefits: the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
Never said I wasn't weird...:... →
supernatural-aka-tearsandgay: the-winchester-initiative: good-angel-bad-wolf: luciferisasexybagofdicks: badwolflaurel: froghat: satisfactual:steamboat-willies: let’s have a moment of silence for the most attractive disney characters that were only…
hec-ticglow: love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.
vampstiel: lets talk about misha’s little victory dance after getting jensen’s resume here:
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
pontmercyanide: some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me. and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.” she meant henry david thoreau. i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
ahlistenalison: true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch
homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
thiefkingbeyonce: Do he got the booty? He dooooooooo
knightscrest: knightscrest: why is south korea nicer than north korea? south korea has a seoul
silence-brother: pizza: graffeti: i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to you ohhh so that’s why no one ever talks to me! this is the most adorably optimistic comment ever
richard-sp8-jr: in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
daisyfairy: THSI GIF FROM ROMEO + JULIET MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIEM BECAUSE SHE’S LIKE SHIT SON I FUCKED UP HARD MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME FOR THIS BUT I NEED TO TOUCH THAT DICK
Obama: I like Coke
Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
Fantasy novelist: Alright, time to create my fantasy world. Great thing about this genre is that I can make it anything I want. Could be based on any culture in any place from any time. Could be a mix of places and times, or something newly invented by me. Yup, there is literally nothing out of bounds here.
Fantasy novelist: I'm gonna go with medieval England.
flygex-eatin-on-softies: it’s back, my favorite video.
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
skittlejoy: its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio